mustachemanor.com

Welcome to a stately manor where life is simply better with a mustache real, fake, drawn on, or powered purely by confidence. 🎩

Whether you’re twirling the ends, rocking a bold pencil line, or just carrying that mustached energy in your spirit… you belong here.

Enter with class. Stay with character. 

🎩 House Rules of the Manor…

🎤 Mic & Respect

1.	Mustacheo’s mic is sacred 🔥 it never mutes, sleeps, or takes a break.

2.	Respect everyone 🤝. Don’t cut folks off ✈️ or talk over ‘em.

3.	Disrespect toward women, sexual comments, or making anyone uncomfortable 🚫 = immediate mute, then removal from the stage.

👮 Mods & Rules

4.	While The Mustache is driving 🚗, mods have full authority. Their word is final.

5.	Follow all rules ⚖️. Breaking them, disrespecting mods, or causing chaos = removal.

6.	No pandering or money grabs 💰❌, and drama from other rooms stays out 🎭.

💬 Topics & Talk

7.	No topic is off the table 🎙️, but misuse “psyop” and you may end up in the goo 🫠.

8.	Be yourself, have fun, twirl boldly 🎉.

🎭 Costumes & Mustaches

9.	Costume parties 🎭 require an appropriate PTR. Don’t have one? One will be lovingly appointed 😏.  🎭 in title means Costume Party

10.	Mustache falls off mid-chat? Stay calm 😌 emergency adhesive & emotional support are ready 🩹.

🚨 Grounds for Removal🚨
Excessive drunkin’ 🍻, rude, disruptive, disrespectful to mods, refusin’ rules, or makin’ folks uncomfortable = immediate removal from the stage and possibly the room.

The Mustache is fair, patient, and acts when necessary ⚖️

Ps. Please join the house and use reactions