This club is ONLY for Dennises. Feel free to follow the group but the only ones allowed in as members must be named Dennis. Thanks for understanding. 
#1 : Only Dennises are allowed. Dennis, Denis, or any variation thereof. It doesn’t have to necessarily be a first name but it is encouraged. 
#2: The Dennises must have each other’s back at all times. We are an elite few and must stick together. 
#3: The Dennises, at their discretion, may award someone an Honorary Dennis Award, which will grant them access to the club. Very rare, very elite. 