Richard and Fanny I was the first born and was a happy as a kid, and was happy with everything my mom and dad did, Then when I was three I was exited to see , a new sibling sister for me, her name was little Fanny, I had a good name which was Richard, after the lion heart my father did pick And then one day it was shattered , my reputation now battered , when my father started calling me Dick. Now a Dick on his own is ok, infact it was a quite common name you would see , now the name Dick is unsuitable and totally unrepeatable when put together with sister named Fanny, Here’s all the jokes and the grins He often samples To prove a point here for you are some examples “Dick leave little Fanny’s alone and stop take the piss” , Can everyone see where I’m going with this? When my mom would say “Dick stop pulling Fanny’s hair” All the people in the street they would stop and stare Give them a towel to dry , that’s better “Dick let your sister go first because Fanny’s wetter” My dad walked out the dogs home one time with regret After stating “I have come here to give Dick and Fanny a pet” Now 65 years on jokes there are none Because little Fanny has passed ,dead and gone 🙏 The priest said god bless Fanny’s soul As they lowered the coffin into Fanny’s hole Now I have to digress , Fanny’s head was a mess , and all the jokes through our life took its toll