🤍a lover girl in a cruel world 🧭lost in the middle of nowhere almost constantly 👨‍🦯in love with an asshole likely 🤸🏻‍♀️what I lack in intellect I make up for in agility and cuteness:) likes: falafel, trebuchets, silence, miniature figurines, twinks dislikes: Russians 🐿️probably trying to lure the neighborhood squirrel into my purse 🍜I got ramen noodles in one pocket and a glock in the other. Watch your back when I say, “Breakfast is served.” 🔮will give you a psychic reading in exchange for canned goods or taxidermy 🐍 ask me for snake facts! a mahomie for life <3