Pronounced kAy-ahh-vuhh Constipated and hateful “I don’t concern myself with the shenanigans of vapid poons” Accomplished Cock Blocker.. • Cali born Blerd • MARRIED AF • Dora Milaje Practice Squad 2023 • Professional Shit Starter The “l” in salmon is silent There’s no M in Valentine #BrunchBitch #PhatGirl #BaldChick TALENTS: Scraping rims on curbs Breathtaking jackassery Being Uppity, Siddity & High Falootin Driving fast Falling up AND down stairs Calling Corporate Fuckery facilitation Languages spoken: English, Sarcasm, Karen and Black Karen Mediocre Mom to a DOPE 11 yr old daughter Half ass Wife to an amazing man that tolerates my BS 😂 CashApp: $Kayava if you’re feeling generous OR if you just want to pay me to shut TF up #hushmoney 🤷🏽‍♀️ My Unpopular Opinion: Lemon pepper and Buffalo wings are TRASH 🗑 #fightme ALSO: Ground turkey meat is Satan’s feces 🤷🏽‍♀️🤢 Watch me awkwardly try wigs on - Go to YouTube and search for Kaydiva97 Wow...you read this whole damn thing..I’d give you a prize but I’m fresh outta cookies., 🤷🏽‍♀️