Comic 🎤 Writer **𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘔𝘠 𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘖𝘓𝘌LY 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘗𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘙, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘣****. Patrick Anthony Johnson. Pat A Johnson. Pet A 🍆 Penis. Aka go f*** yaself. My immigrant parents took THREE basic-bitch names and made magic. Props to the OG joke writers. (First joke I ever told on stage). -CAREER-SUICIDE (soon-to-be-certified) LIFE COACH......Are you a recent bit-clit/NFTitty billion/millionaire looking to quit your bunk-ass job in styleeeeeeee. I’m your man. With a decent budget, we will make your office enemies cry. -I adopted 2 blind dogs (@2blinddawgz). So if I accidentally offend you, please remember I’m KINDA a good person. Or not, but the handicapped animals I have/intend to adopt will all starve to death if I’m ever cancelled. -People in my real life have called me out for waving while saying bye to people in a clubhouse room. Pork Chopz forced me to download this shit because if he couldn’t reward me for my jokes he’d break my kneecaps 🍿😂: -Venmo: @iCanPatAJohnson -Cash App: $iCanPatAJohnson 🗽NY, NY ☘️ Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪I