Co-Founder; COVID ERGO ZOOM 🕊 🇫🇮 🤔 Founder; OnlyCSPANS 🗳 🏛 🎥 CEO, Author, Artist Industrialist, Philanthropist, Bicyclist 📍Atlantic City PROUD CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE HYDRATION NATION I don’t have a Venmo, PayPal, CashApp etc. - please send money (check or cash) in a sealed envelope to Apartment 5A, 129 West 81st Street, New York, New York, United States 10024. • Jerry: “George, the phone's free.” George: “Hallelujah!” (as George reaches for the phone, a woman snatches it and starts dialing) George: “Excuse me, I was waiting here.” Woman at phone: “Where? I didn't see you.” George: “I've been standing here for the last ten minutes!” Woman: “Well I won't be long.” George: “That's not the point. The point is I was here first.” Woman: “Well, if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone.” George (yelling at her): “You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way.” (he goes over to Jerry and Elaine) George: “Does she care? No. Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No. No. A resounding no!” (guy on phone approaches George) Guy: “Hey, sorry I took so long.” George: “Oh that's okay, really, don't worry about it.” • DISCLAIMER: MY PRESENCE ON THIS APP IS LARGELY SATIRICAL & MY PRESENCE OR PARTICIPATION IN A ROOM IS NOT NECESSARILY AN ENDORSEMENT OF ITS CONTENT. I AM NOT AN EXPERT & THE INFORMATION I PRESENT SHOULD BE NOT BE TAKEN AS ANY SORT OF ADVICE - LEGAL, MEDICAL, FINANCIAL, OR OTHERWISE.