▪️Ex-toddler ▪️perennially disappointed Dallas and North Texas Mean Green sports fan ▪️has strong opinions on Dallas vs Austin debates, whether the refs screwed the Mavs in the 2006 NBA Finals, urbanism/walkability, whether the refs screwed the Cowboys in the 2014 NFC divisional round, Jewish delis, whether the Texas Rangers, North Texas, and FC Dallas are just generally cursed, world history/politics, Gossip Girl ▪️is from Texas, does not have an accent, a horse, any oil money, a ranch in BFE, doesn’t know George W Bush, hasn’t worn boots in like 4 years, and prefers used compact cars to giant F-150s ▪️”he’s a bit much”- Larry David